‘No, seriously, this is part of your dragonslayer heritage kicking in, just go ask your Aunt Wendy–’

‘Don’t listen to your father, darling, he’s full of shit a gigantic idiot.’ 

I know I promised nalu art within the week but all you’re going to get is this shitpost, sorry

(EDIT: SHIT I FORGOT NATSU’S SCARS. TOO LATE NOW)

based on this text post